Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions “What happened on June 6, 1944?” “We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!” “What was the turning point of world war 2?” “Battle of the bulge, sir!” “What’s is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought “I don’t know, sir!” The superior then said “Well, I’ll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.”
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.