Joke #8867

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.

Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.

Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.

Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.

Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.