Joke #8867

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.