Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.