Joke #8867

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.

Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.