Joke #4440

Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.

Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!

What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.

Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.