Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
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