Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.