Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.