Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.