Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo Mama so old...
Her birthday expired.
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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