Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.