Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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