Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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