Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.