Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."