Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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