Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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