Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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