Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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