If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.