If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.