If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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