If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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