If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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