When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.