When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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