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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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