When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off