When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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