When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.