When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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