When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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