Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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