Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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