Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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