Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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