Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.