Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.