Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.