Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.