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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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