Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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