Chuck Norris froze hell.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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