Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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