Chuck Norris froze hell.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.