Chuck Norris froze hell.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.