Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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