Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.