Chuck Norris froze hell.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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