Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.