Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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