Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.