Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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