Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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