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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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