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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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