Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.