Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."