Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.