Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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