Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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