Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.