Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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