Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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