Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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