Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.