Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.