You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash. "Who am I? What am I?" said the rabbit confused. "Well, you're one such... with a short tail, long ears..." "I guess!" shouted the rabbit, "I'm a rabbit!" "And what am I?" asked the skunk. "Ah! Yes. You're one such hairy, smelly, with a strip in the middle..." "Wow!", yelled the skunk, "Probably I'm an ass!"
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.