If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.