Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.