How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx