Q: How does a blonde part her hair?
A: By doing the splits.
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“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend.
There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
Three blondes witness a crime so they go to the police station to identify the suspect.
The police chief shows them the first mug shot.
"That's not him," the first blonde states.
"This man only has one eye."
The chief is stunned.
"He only has one eye because it's a profile shot."
He repeats the procedure for the second blonde.
"That's not him.This man only has one ear," she answers.
He smacks his head.
"It's a profile shot."
He repeats the procedure for the third blonde.
After viewing the photo, she says, "That's not him. This man is wearing contact lenses."
"How do you know that?"
"Well," she says, "he can't wear glasses with only one eye and one ear, now can he?"
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
'Cause they make them feel famous!
A blonde was trapped on an island and had to swim 1000 miles to get back to the mainland.
She swam 500 miles and got tired, so swam back to the island.
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
"You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette.
They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.