Joke #11220

Q: How does a blonde part her hair?  A: By doing the splits.
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A guy had a date with this really hot blonde. He wanted a tan, so he went up on his roof and stripped because he didn't want a tan line. But he fell asleep and woke up three hours later with a sunburn, especially on his d**k. He puts lotion on it, wraps it up and gets ready for his date. The blonde comes over, they make dinner and are watching a movie when the sunburn on the guy's d**k really starts to hurt. So he excuses himself to the kitchen, where he pours milk on his d**k to alleviate the burn. The blonde, who has followed him, peeks in the kitchen and says to herself, "So that's how they load them."
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One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
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When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
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Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
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Blonde cop pulls over blonde motorist. Cop asks the motorist to see her license so the blonde searches in her purse & tells the blonde cop that she must have forgot it at home. The blonde cop asks the blonde motorist does she have any other type of identification so she searches in her purse again, looks at a pocket mirror & says, "I have a picture of myself." The cop asks to see it so the blonde motorist hands over the pocket mirror. The blonde cop looks at it & says, "Well if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over."
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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
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Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde