Joke #11220

Q: How does a blonde part her hair?  A: By doing the splits.

Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?

What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead wake up on an island with a gun. Only three bullets were in the barrel. "I'm going hunting," said the redhead, and she ran into the vegetation. She came back with a rabbit. "How did you get that?" the other two asked. "I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back. The brunette, thinking that she could do better, went out and came back with a deer. "How did you get that?" the other two asked. "I followed the tracks, shot it and brought it back. "I could do better than either of you" said the blonde and ran into the forest and came back with bruises and scrapes. "What happened?" they asked. "I followed the tracks and got hit by a train."

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel. Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!

A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.

Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

A road construction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired. They are each assigned a section of the road. The first day, the blonde paints 2 miles, the redhead 1.5, and the brunette only 1. On the second day, the blonde paints 1 mile, the brunette 2, and the redheaed 2.5. On the third day, the blonde only gets 1/4 of a mile done, the redheaed 3, and the brunette 3.5. The manager decides to talk to the blonde. "You haven't been painting as much road as you did on the first day," the manager said. "What's the problem?" "I'd be painting more, but the bucket keeps getting farther and farther away!"

One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!" The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?" They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."