Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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Q: Why was the blonde late for work?
A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
Why do the blondes spill water over the computer?
They want to navigate over the internet.
Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
Why do blondes like lightning?
"They think someone is taking their picture."
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.
One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital.
He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?"
Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO.
Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets $20,000 on a roll, saying: "I hope you do not mind, but I feel very lucky when I play naked."
With that, she unbuttons the zipper, takes her dress and underwear off, throw the dice and yells: "Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!"
She looks with agony and as soon as the dice stops, starts jumping up and down screaming: "YES, YES, YES I WON!"
She embraces one to one of the dealers, taking her profits and clothes and disappears.
The guys are looking dumbfounded at each other.
Eventually, one asks: "Did you see what dice she rolled?"
"I do not know, I thought you were watching!"