Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go on holiday to a tropical island.
The brunette takes a beach umbrella, the redhead takes a crate of suntan oil, and the blonde takes a car door.
‘What are you doing with a car door?’ asks the redhead.
The blonde replies, ‘If it gets too hot, we can roll the window down.’
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes
A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over?
Looking for low prices!
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
A: Silicone chips.
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.
The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help.
"What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me."
"Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."
She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.