Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
Which one has the biggest tits?
The blonde....she's 18.
What can save a dying blonde?
Hair transplants.
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.
Blonde: Officer theres like a thousand dead people here!
Cop: Okay, calm down.
Where are you?
Blonde: The cemetery!
Cop: *facepalm*
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunting peckers.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor.
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”