Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie.
Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof*
Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof*
Blonde: I think-. *poof*
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to keep amused.
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book.
A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head?
A: A brunette.
She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
A blonde was trapped on an island and had to swim 1000 miles to get back to the mainland.
She swam 500 miles and got tired, so swam back to the island.
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart?
Her ears flap.
There are three blondes on an island.
A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off.
The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island.
The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away.
The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.