Joke #5726

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde robbed a supermarket. While the robbery was in progress, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack. He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next. When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag. He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato" to the officer.
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, technology
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil - if they can stump him, they're free to go to heaven instead. The philosopher goes first and asks the Devil a very hard philosophy question - to which the Devil snaps his fingers, gets a book, and gives the answer. The mathematician tries as well - but the Devil instantly gets the answer. When it comes to the blonde, she pulls up a chair and drills three holes in it. She then sits down in the chair and farts. "Now," she says, "which hole did the fart come out of?" "That's easy," says the Devil. "All of them." "No, stupid! It came out of my butthole!"
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A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor. "I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear." "What about the other ear and your hand?" "I tried to call for an ambulance."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, geography, travel, wine
A blonde enters a library. She goes to the counter and says "I'll like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola." The librarian says "Ma'am this is library." So the blonde leans in and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola."
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, business, food, stupid
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport