Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?" The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
How does a blond spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?" Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?" Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.