Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage? Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week. Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it.... Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?" Blonde: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!" Blonde: "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on." At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts. Cop: "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful." Blonde: "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.