Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
LaShaunda had just given birth to a daughter and discussed possible names with her hospital roommate, LaQoowanga. LaShwanda mentioned a name she had heard in the doctor's office, "Vagina". When the hospital personnel asked her what name to put on the birth certificate, LaShaunda said "Vagina". "You can't name your baby that!" "Don't disrespect me! I be her mama. I can names her anything I want." When the hospital person tried to explained what the name meant, LaShaunda said, "No, No! that's a cootchie!"
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water.