Joke #11329

Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A: About three pounds, including the urn.
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Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!' The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
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