Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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A. Finger painting.
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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with
pictures of favorite lawyers on them.
The people that use them don’t know which side to spit on!
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes.
They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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