Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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See ya next month.
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Lawyer: ‘Absolutely.
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"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman?
4 drinks.
Why did the semen cross the road?
Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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