Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
Vote:
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
Vote:
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
Vote:
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Vote:
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
Vote:
Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee–If No Recovery!
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
Potpourri.
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top.
She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel.
Then a little girl came running up to her.
"If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."
Vote:
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!