Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!
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I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair!
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade four.
How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Lick her)
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"