Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends? A: An octopus.
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!