Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race.
One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds."
The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record."
So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
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My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
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From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.
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It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
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To get some fresh 'air.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"