Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
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Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race.
One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds."
The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record."
So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other.
Instead, they were giving each other written notes.
One evening he gave her a paper where it said:
"Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am."
The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock.
Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying:
"Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!"
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Seems like school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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