Joke #11357

Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.

Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."

Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.

Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.

You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.

Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"

The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.

Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

I haven't spoken to the mother in law for 6 months now... apparently, it's rude to interrupt!

A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.