"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!