"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!