"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race.
One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds."
The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record."
So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."