"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race.
One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds."
The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record."
So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.