"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.