"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.