"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!