"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!