"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
