Joke #11425

"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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