"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.
The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors.
One is a young, healthy athlete.
The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’
‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient.
‘Why?’ asks the doctor.
The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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