Joke #11425

"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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