"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.