Joke #11335

Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.
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One recent Sunday, a young boy arrived to his Sunday school class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing, but that his dad told him that he needed to go to church instead. The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his father had explained to him why it was more important to go to church rather than to go fishing. To which the boy replied, "Yes, ma'am, he did. My dad said that he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
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Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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