Joke #5494

Played a round of golf with the local course pro for some helpful tips. After playing the first hole I turned to him for some advice and all he said was "loft". So after the next 4 holes I asked him again and all he said was "loft" Now we're done with the round and I asked him why after each hole all he would ever tell me was "loft"? To which the pro relies "loft" - "Lack Of F*cking Talent"

After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded. The couch says to him: You should better take a decision! You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace...

Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.

Q: What do the World Series and bears on birth control have in common? A: No Cubs

What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.

A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."

One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts fucking her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head. His wife yells, ''What was that for!?'' To which Stan replies, ''That's for not checking to see who it was.''

Hey babe, let's play football! You can have first down. High five!

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. "Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?" "Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."