What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
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Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
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Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"