What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
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Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!