What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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