What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
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"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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