Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A: "Wrap" music!
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What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
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Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status?
A: Elf-employed.
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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A: Why, shortbread of course!
When I was young, my slippers were red,
I could pick up my heels right over my head.
When I grew older, my slippers were blue,
but still I could dance the whole night through.
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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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