Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter? A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!