Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"