Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter?
A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"