Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Vote:
Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
Vote:
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."