Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."