Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter?
A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!