Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!