Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!