At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars.
One of the chamber members stood up and said,
"I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army."
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A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair.
The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro.
So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro?
She said yes, so I was glad.
Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store.
While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it.
“What’s this little pocket thing here on the side for?”
“Oh, that’s to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you’ve jogged too far.”
‘The United States has developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing.
It’s called the stock market.’
Jay Leno
Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A: Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
Uncle Harry is very rich.
His dog was lonely so he bought it a boy to play with.
‘He’s spending a year dead for tax purposes.’
Douglas Adams
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.
One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.