Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england?
A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!
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A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strong well after midnight when one of the players returned from bathroom with an urgent report.
"Roger, listen," he told the host, "Walter's in the kitchen making love to your wife!"
"OK, that's it, guys," Roger said.
"This is positively the last deal."
What do golfers use in China?
China tees!
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up.
The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here."
The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here."
The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer."
The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?"
He proudly replies, "So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."
A father and his son, Bobby, arrive at the local Rugby match and Dad can't find the tickets.
Dad: "Nip home and see if I left the tickets there."
Bobby: "No probs, Dad."
Half an hour later Bobby returns to his dad who is patiently waiting outside the stadium.
Bobby: "Yep, they're on the kitchen table where you left them."
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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