Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
A boxer goes to a doctor complaining of insomnia. ‘Have you tried counting sheep?’ asks the doctor. ‘It doesn’t work,’ replies the boxer. ‘Every time I get to nine, I stand up.’