I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
One night my mother in law came to our home.
In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC.
She farted.
I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words?
Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time."
Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence."
Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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