I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tall grass, Shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, Blew his ball two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of shredded meat.
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
You are so old, you fart dust.
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce." On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce." The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."