Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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Q: Who is brave?
A: He who has diarrhea and wants to fart!
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A guy is going down on a prostitute.
During the process he pulls out a piece of corn.
Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues.
Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick."
The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Why did God give women legs?
So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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