Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
Hipsters hate rivers.
Too mainstream.
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag?
A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: Why did Hitler hate golf?
A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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What's black, smells and has 17 tits?
The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
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