Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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A: Cool music!
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
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When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video.
He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video.
On TV, he sees his wife sucking his best friend's d**k.
He comes in her mouth, and she immediately spits the jizz into a bowl of cookie dough.
Then she turns to the camera.
"Oh, hello, I want a divorce."
Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: Why was the condom flying through the air?
A: It got pissed off.
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