Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows...
You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
A: A poleca.
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife?
He was an aunteater.
Q: What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a salad?
A: The salad is dressed.
Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor?
A: Bad Blood.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.