Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
A: A poleca.
Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
A: For kitty littering.
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.
The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years."
The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"Food cold!" the man replied.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"
"Robe dirty!" the man exclaimed.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"I quit!" said the man.
"Well," the head monk replied, "I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!"
Q: What Valentine's Day candy is best to give a girl?
A: Her-She Kisses.
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