Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, ma'am."
Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.