Joke #11539

Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
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Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mum asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
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Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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