This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk
Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop?
A: He couldn't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
Vote:
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
Looking for man with these qualifications:
- won't beat me up
- won't run away from
- is great in bed.
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.
The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it?
A: Cucumber, dirty people.
Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens?
A: A meowntain.