This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
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One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box.
Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars.
A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
"Oh, that," Frank said.
"Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box."
Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."
Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies.
Little Annie is now silent for a while.
"You understand it now?" Mum asks.
"Yes," replies her daughter.
"Do you still have any questions?"
"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"
"In exactly the same way as with babies."
"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back."
Jonny: "That's what she said."
Miss: "Get out!"
Jonny "She said that too."
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Vaginas are like weather,
when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly?
A: He knows where all the naughty girls live.
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
A: A poleca.