This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
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Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies.
Little Annie is now silent for a while.
"You understand it now?" Mum asks.
"Yes," replies her daughter.
"Do you still have any questions?"
"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"
"In exactly the same way as with babies."
"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
What is difference between woman and condom?
None :-)
Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Are you gonna eat that?
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
A: For kitty littering.