This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer?
because the grass tickles their balls :)
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis