This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
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Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
A: For kitty littering.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs.
When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble".
When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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