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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
A: A poleca.
Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor?
A: Bad Blood.
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
A: For kitty littering.