Joke #11507

Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
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Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
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Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mum asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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You have got to be kitten me!
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