Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor?
A: Bad Blood.
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Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
A: A poleca.
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk
Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
A: For kitty littering.
Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies.
Little Annie is now silent for a while.
"You understand it now?" Mum asks.
"Yes," replies her daughter.
"Do you still have any questions?"
"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"
"In exactly the same way as with babies."
"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.