Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor?
A: Bad Blood.
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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!
Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
A: For kitty littering.
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
A: A poleca.
Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens?
A: A meowntain.