Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.