Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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Pen who?
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After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor".
The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair".
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Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?"
Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?"
Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf.
Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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