Joke #6533

"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."

Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.

Knock-knock. Who is there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!

Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.

Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.

One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.

Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.

You realize that you are dependent of the internet when: You forget in what year you are. You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened. You dream only of quick connections. You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.