Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
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Who's There?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
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Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
FBI.
FB…
We are asking the questions here!
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