Joke #12439

Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?

Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.

One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!

Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...

Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."