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Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!
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