Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Who's there? D
umbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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