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Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.
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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
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You have got to be kitten me!
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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mum asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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