There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body.
Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money."
"You wanna be my sugar daddy?"
"Nope I'm diabetic!"
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking.
They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman's apartment.
After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed.
Afterward, they're both laying there, staring at the ceiling.
The old man is thinking, “Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more careful with her.”
The old lady is thinking, “Geez, if I had known he could get it up, I would have taken off my panties.”