There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs. One suggests lunch. The other says, "They won't let us in a restaurant with pets." Undeterred, the first guy and his German shepherd head into the restaurant. The maître d' stops them, saying, "Sir, you can't bring your dog in here." "But I'm blind," the man replies, "and this is my guide dog." The maître d', apologizing profusely, shows both man and dog to a table. His friend waits five minutes, then tries the same routine. "You have a Chihuahua for a guide dog?" the skeptical maître d' says. "A Chihuahua?" the man says. "Is that what they gave me?"