There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body.
Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money."
"You wanna be my sugar daddy?"
"Nope I'm diabetic!"
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.