Joke #11633

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.

You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.

A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"

If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.

How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her. She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before." The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem. "I've never been fucked before" she says. So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "There, now you're fucked."