How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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What do you do for exercise?
I lift weights.
What do you do for cardio?
I lift weights faster.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me,
"Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it."
I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
I do two hours of cardio every day.
But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body.
Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.