How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.