Joke #11647

Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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An angry man is coming home and shouts to his wife, "I know everything!" His wife reacts right away, "Is that so? Then tell me please. Who is the fifth highest peak in the world?"
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert? A: Chocolate mousse.
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