Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!
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There was a terrorist on board who of the firm belief that the world should end.
Who should talk him out of it.
The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live.
In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant.
And a melted black box.
The holy men still live to tell the tale.
And so does the football.
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They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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We called him 9/12.
Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die?
A: Everywhere!
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The lawyer started telling the accountant how he came to be there.
"I had this downtown property in Memphis that caught fire and after the insurance paid off, I came here."
The accountant said, "I had a downtown property, too, in Miami. It got flooded so here I am with the insurance proceeds."
The lawyer took another sip of his mai tai, and then asked in a puzzled voice, "How do you start a flood?"
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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