Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!
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Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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