Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.