Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
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Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage.
They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention.
They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man.
He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at this man's funeral?"
A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients."
"And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching."
"No, we came to make sure he was dead."
A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
A: What's the difference between a lawyer and an undertaker?
B: A Lawyer doesn't mind getting his hands dirty while burying his victims.
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!
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