Joke #3919

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
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Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
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Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention. They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
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When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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A beautiful woman enters a bar and sits next to a lawyer. "Listen honey," she says, "For $50, I’ll do absolutely anything you want." The lawyer looks around, pulls fifty dollars from his wallet and says, "Paint my house."
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Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep when they die instead of the normal six feet? Because deep down they are really good people.
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Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school? A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.
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"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money." "Why do you say that?" "Listen to this from his bill: 'For waking up at night and thinking about your case: $25'."
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Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? Answer: His lips begin to move.
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