I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal...
When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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2 girls meet:
"Me & my husband are no longer together..."
"Why?"
"Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?"
"No, of course I couldn't!"
"Well he couldn't either!"
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed?
A: Man, this music sucks.
Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed?
A: You can't smoke too much weed.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
Q: How do you know when you are stoned?
A: When you are too phoned to stone home.
Q: What do you call money that grows on trees?
A: Marijuana