Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.