Facebook: "My kids are perfect."
Instagram: "My kids are beautiful."
Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
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I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang".
I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house.
Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house.
Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone.
The message reads, ' battery low'.
Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, 'battery high'.
He was disappointed.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Little Johnny and Mary were standing at the beach in their bathing suits.
Johnny says to Mary, hey you show me yours and I'll show you mine.
Mary says ok, and drops her bathing suit the same time as Johnie.
He look and gasps you don't got one of these, but Mary laughs and says Yea, but with one of these I can get as many of those I want.
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
How do barmen surf the web?
On the Gin-ternet.
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